P.I.E. Part Three

And the debate raged on....




Date: Sat, 17 Sep 2005 08:10:09 -0400
To: Catherine Fournier
From: "mattfour"
Subject: Re: A small concern


Dear Mrs Baker,

This is a reply to your email of Sep. 16, concerning file #743458587.

We are extremely dissapointed with the reply we received on Sep 16. There are several
issues we must bring to your attention.

Firstly, we sent our request to the Parental Commitee, which is a much higher
authority than the PIE Centre. We, who fight for the well being of children and young
adults everywhere, feel it is unjust for our objections to be treated as if they are of no concern to the all knowing, all seeing, all judging Parental Commitee.

Secondly, the selection criteria quoted in your last email were not made known to the student, Matthew Fournier, before his departure to University. This is entirely
unnacceptable as it shows favoritism towards individuals, namely one Sarah Fournier, who was given this information without having requested it. We do not entirely understand why such a two-tier system is in place within your organization, but we assure you that we at the Counter-Injustice Brotherhood will investigate the matter fully in order to root out any corruption and save future young adults from the sufferings that Matthew Fournier has been through. With this in mind, we will be sending a delegation to your headquarters to investigate. The delegation will consist of Mr and Mrs Konkal, and their daughter Rachel, who is an expert taste-tester. We ask you to give them your full co-operation, so that we may resolve this matter expeditiously.

Thirdly, we happen to know that you are currently harbouring two or three men and
boys, named Andrew, Jonathon and Robert, who are consistently given neutronium bars and other essentials that Matthew is denied. Although we are sure you will be able to
present us with another "complex formula" to explain this, we have instructed our
delegation to investigate this matter as well. We shall keep you informed as to the
proceedings.

Finally, since you have not yet fully resolved all the issues and conflicts in ths matter, we are forced to maintain our demand of 35.25 pies for Matthew Fournier, as outlined in our last email.

Long live the victorious Counter-Injustice Brotherhood.