P.I. E.


In the interests of posterity, I am posting more funny emails, this series dealing with the recently revived P.I.E. debate....



Date: Tue, 13 Sep 2005 19:35:54 -0400
To: Catherine Fournier
From: "mattfour"
Subject: A small concern


Dear Mrs. Fournier,

We have it from a reliable source (Sarah) that you are in agreement with said source to pay him/her a balance of 10 pies for every year spent in post-secondary education.

Because of the fact that in the past you have claimed to love all your children equally,we at the M.F. Counter-Injustice Brotherhood feel that it is within our mandate to ensure the same benefits for all of your offspring.

Seeing as on Matthew Fournier, your most beloved son, has already gained 2 years of
post-secondary education, and is starting his third, we are forced to demand that you
furnish him with 30 pies, plus interest, for a total of 35.25 pies to date.

Upon contacting Mr. M. Fournier, we learned that he is most distressed at this
oversight, and asks for 7 peach, 7 raspberry, 7 pecan, 7 rubard and 7.25 apple pies.

Please be expeditious in the fulfillment of your duty, as your interest payments will
become increasingly difficult to maintain. Also, because of your tardiness in this
affair, your interest payments may begin to encompass other goods such as black forest
cake, baked alaska, and lemony wet stuff, and most probably neutronium bars.

Thank you for your time,

M.F. Counter-Injustice Brotherhood

"Let all have their pies, and eat them too"